Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Black Eyed

Yes, I've got a black eye. No, my husbant doesn't beat me. I actually don't have a husbant. What I do have, is a dog. A big, stupid, clumsy dog that shows his affection by jumping on me. Last time he did that (propably the last time EVER) his huge muzzle ended up in my eye. Yes. Ouch indeed.

I think that's the last thing I saw before everything went dark.

Just thought I'd share.

4 comments:

Dr.Stalker said...

Perhaps your daft dog was inspired after reading the bit with the punch-up in Night of Falling Skies.

I suggest you only allow him stuff he can handle from now on. Does he like Bone?

(Get it? Does he like bone? I crack myself up sometimes.)

derveniotis said...

Actually it's "husband"-with a D. It's enough that a cute, innocent doggie can knock you out silly, you don't need to get beaten to a pulp by ants, too :p

オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

ΧΡΗΣΤΟΣ Σ. said...

~Περαστικά και καλή χρονιά.

 
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