Yes, I've got a black eye. No, my husbant doesn't beat me. I actually don't have a husbant. What I do have, is a dog. A big, stupid, clumsy dog that shows his affection by jumping on me. Last time he did that (propably the last time EVER) his huge muzzle ended up in my eye. Yes. Ouch indeed.
I think that's the last thing I saw before everything went dark.
Just thought I'd share.